Nobody was ready to play football in the NFL's saddest opening Sunday

The Vikings found a way to blow it, and more winners and losers from Week 1. There was less "Are you ready for some football?!" and more "Is anyone actually ready to play football?" in Week 1 of the NFL of Sunday. With the exception of the 49ers, Dolphins, and Packers nobody really turned up to play at a high level, giving us one heck of a wet fart of a week if you were invested in anything beyond teams winning and losing. If you're happy with a Sunday win, enjoy it. Seriously, to the victor go ...